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DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE
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anonymousnerdgirl:

eattheclones:

i hope one day there is a halloween party where daniel radcliffe goes as frodo baggins and elijah wood goes as harry potter 

imagine the havoc

imagine the photos

Only if Ian Mckellen goes as Dumbledore and Michael Gambon goes as Gandalf.

This is happening. Someone contact them. 

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cellamare said: i love rain too <3 the typhoon’s supposed to hit Taichung - where I am - either tomorrow or Wednesday~

So I heard. Stay safe! Taiko won’t be the same without you otherwise <3 

Typhoons in Taiwan

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I don’t know how Taiwanese people feel about typhoons, but I love them. Taiwan buildings seem to be pretty sturdy, so we don’t seem to hear about widespread damage unless the typhoon’s a really serious one. 

With that said, there’s one approaching Taiwan right now, with the eye cutting through the northern half of the island in a northwest direction. The city where I’m staying will be slightly off from the line of fire, but we’ll still be getting the more intense experience. Five minutes ago, I stepped outside onto the patio of my aunt’s apartment where I’m staying. Rain was streaking down and lit by the lampposts, and already water was running in steady waves down the slanted street. A man passed under me with no umbrella, soaked to the skin. But not running, walking, as if he’d either given up trying to escape the rain or wanted to enjoy the experience.

I don’t know, I actually like typhoons. I love heavy rain, and rains from typhoons are really in a league of their own when it comes to storms. Thunderstorms back home can’t compare to the intensity of typhoons in Taiwan. Sometimes it sounds as if an ocean is literally being dumped from the clouds. Plus, it cools the normally hot and wet air by around 20 degrees and often brings in a nice wind as well. 

This is not meant to be a romanticization of a natural force that has messed with millions of lives over the years. Be safe, stay inside, don’t go out, always be prepared for an emergency, of course. A typhoon/hurricane is a typhoon/hurricane, and should never be taken lightly. But the cooling rain can be kinda nice.